Do like information chock full of stereotypes? Accurate-adjacent and amusing information guaranteed to upset legions of natives?
(If not, just check this map of prices sans commentary.)
If you do like snarky generalizations, I offer you this: the funniest thing I’ve seen about San Francisco neighborhoods.
(Note: he totally forgets that everyone from hipsters to migrants in the Mission is waiting in long lines for burritos. The Mission is burrito-landia. There. Now my work here is done and I can sleep tonight. Except for the omission of the Richmond, Inner Richmond, Laurel Heights, Russian Hill, Hayes Valley…I’ll wait for Part Two. And a real map.)
So if you’re considering a long-distance move and don’t know which neighborhood box to check on craisglist, peruse Drew Hoolhorst’s glossary of SF neighborhoods.
If you’d never move here in a million years but want to be vaguely educated while you mock us, use the same link. Information is information, yo. And the more you know…
(NB: if you’re a local, read the comments. There are some seriously uptight people in the Western Addition.)