This just in.

Newsflash: most people are idiots.

I’m not just noticing. But most people seem not to know and I feel it is a grave public injustice that the majority of humans do not understand that the majority of humans are severely lacking in the mental capacity department. So I’m telling you on this massive soap box that gets a whopping 200 hits a day. I guess that means 6 billion minus about 200 are idiots. Minus at least another 200 who haven’t found this blog yet.

And since everything on the Internet is true and citable in your poorly written college papers, have at it. 5,000,000,600 people in the world are idiots.

You do know you have to pay me if you quote me, right?