Look, sweetness, you’re cute, but you’re not that cute.

I know you’re less upset about puking than I am upset about being puked on, but we’re both doing pretty well, considering.

So would you mind not playing in it, please? We have to be a tiny bit less okay with puke everywhere, mmmkay? Let’s be the family that moves on after vomit sessions, shall we?

Thanks ever so very.