Look, sweetness, you’re cute, but you’re not that cute.
I know you’re less upset about puking than I am upset about being puked on, but we’re both doing pretty well, considering.
So would you mind not playing in it, please? We have to be a tiny bit less okay with puke everywhere, mmmkay? Let’s be the family that moves on after vomit sessions, shall we?
Thanks ever so very.
NaptimeWriting 
I do understand the developmental need to stick your hands in oozy stuff, you know. And I support that need when the oozy stream isn’t cascading down my arm.
Ooooooh. Yuck. Not only do I have a visual but the smell is also leaping from the page. May today bring more healthy and less artistic children!
Oh my….Nothing is worse than a sick baby, except a sick baby that loves to play in its own vomit that happens to be on his mother.
Hope the crud moves on quickly and affects no one else in your home…
Yuck. That just does not sound one little bit pleasant.
our house this past week too. a little less would surely be welcome!
Ugh. Vomit. One of my least favorite things about being a mom…
at least the kids don’t try to eat it, the way my dog does…upchuck and down the hatch again.
You’re asking a lot.
My youngest had a talent for puking down my shirt. Nothing quite like warm vomit in the bra…
@all He’s not sick, and I’m thinking, since it’s only three times in a week, but also only three times in his life, he might be allergic to a new food.
@Brotherly yup, that’s the one I got, too.
@faemom, I know. ;-)
@Yuliya, our cats, too. Horrifying.
@Shawna, sorry you’re in it (deeper than we are, I’m guessing). Feel better.
@Macondo, thanks
@Maria, nobody else, thankfully. And three times in a week…it could be much worse.
@MacDougal, at least it’s not diaper art, right?
Yes, you do have a “vomit magnet” and you also have a vomit stirrer. To complete the set, you’ll need a vomit blender or a vomit grill.
Sorry about the puke. At least he does not freak out. Really. You will come to appreciate such mental fortitude in a puking child since the last thing you want is a freaked-out puking child…
Dude. So sorry you guys are sick and puking your guts out. But honestly? Vomit play is the very best. Get with the program.