At lunch over the weekend:
Peanut: Mom, you know: you can be not nice at my school.
P: Yup. You just have to do it and quickly run to the next room. Because the grownups have to stay in their area and won’t follow you to tell you about being nice.
M: [blink. blink. blink.]
P: The teachers will follow, though, so you have to chose a no-teacher room.
M: [wide-eyed, forgetting to blink…]
It took him six months to expose the flaw of our Bev Bos inspired preschool.
I really hope he uses his powers for good some day.