A huge thanks to FYM for pointing me to passiveaggressivenotes.com even though they have expanded their repertoire to include blatantly aggressive notes that are not even a little passive.
Exactly the procrastination I was looking for today. Yay!
Some faves include
the shoeless child
the effective note
grandma’s horror
and proper urinal etiquette.
NaptimeWriting 
I have long been a fan of that site. It makes me laugh so hard that I get teary.
Just the thing you need right now, with rampant hormones coursing through your body. If you can read it without laughing until you cry, I bow to you. Seriously. Because when I was 9 months along, I happily cried at the sight of, like, a twinkly ray of sunshine. When I wasn’t scowling and growling and wanting to slap people who annoyed me in the face, that is.
By the way, I had a feeling last night that it’s almost time. Is it almost time? Anything going on over there?
Oh my God, that site is a treasure! And man, I would have been so mad if I’d gotten that “shoeless” note on my car! Grr!
LOL That was AWESOME.
On a side note, my aunt showed us a picture of my uncle’s newest bumper sticker that was put on his car one day by a stranger. It read “I park like an idiot” with a picture of a car diagonally parked in regular spaces. Apparently my uncle deserved it and my aunt concurred.
I park like an idiot too! That site is a hoot. Have you seen this?
http://shitmydadsays.tumblr.com/
I love that site. Also, I’d hope that as a grammar nerd/Nazi you know about this: http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/
Falling, I do know about unnecessaryquotes.com
I had it on the blog roll for a while and, honestly, found it so infuriating that I had to remove it. I just can’t stand the misuse, even when pointed out by people who know it’s misuse. Reading that site is like living with a literal-Bible 14,000 year creationist. Just can’t do it.
I know…it’s a fine line between amusing and depressing, huh?