Even with all the wrought Joelle text, some really rough and painful stuff as well as some terribly important bits vis the Entertainment and the suicidal thoughts of the addicted, the quote of the day is from the ‘Putative CV of HP Steeply’:

“5 months, Newsweek (11 small features on trends and entertainment until her Executive Editor, with whom she was in love, left Newsweek and took her with him)”

Stop. I can’t take it. Snorting masticated nectarine through my nose already. Seriously. Stop.