The United States needs to have more sales like Japan does…
from Gawker, via MightyRedPen
I want to do marketing overseas, is all I'm saying
Now we’re talkin’
NaptimeWriting
This had better be quick. They're gonna find me soon.
The United States needs to have more sales like Japan does…
from Gawker, via MightyRedPen
I want to do marketing overseas, is all I'm saying
NaptimeWriting 
LMAO!!! Maybe we need some signs like that welcoming students back to campus?
Fuckin’ learnin’!
Fuckin’ hysterical.
I totally shop at that fuckin’ store!
Cathy and Elastamom, I’m fuckin’ thrilled that you fuckin’ get what a fuckin’ great sale this is. I can’t believe they’re even fuckin’ advertising it, it’s gonna be that fuckin’ awesome. Word of fuckin’ mouth, yo.
I used to counsel companies on doing linguistic disaster checks for exactly this reason. Two words to this Japanese store: Chevy Nova. Now, of course, it’ll be Fuckin’ Sale.
Fuckin’ awesome! I want a fuckin’ hat.
THAT’s what I’m talking about!
They could have also said, “Sales Fuck Yeah!”
Unicorn! You need a fuckin’ coat, too. I’ll fuckin’ get you one.
Absence! Fuck yeah, it’s a sale. You’d better fuckin’ believe it!
What kills me is the appropriate use of apostrophe. Fuckin’ awesome.