Dear Yoga Journal,
Please don’t send me an email with the subject line “Eating Wisely” while I’m opening a thoughtful gift of the most glorious handmade caramels Seattle has to offer. Such a message is rude and it kills my gorging buzz.
I may unsubscribe just for your insolence.
Sincerely,
Naptime Eating
NaptimeWriting 
I LOVE See’s key lime truffles. LOVE LOVE LOVE. they are orgasmic, wayyy more than yoga.
You ARE *wisely* eating good shit.
psssst…. INK IS BACK!
*herky*
Nap, ♥ “I may unsubscribe just for your insolence.” So perfect, that sentence. (More people need to use the word “insolence” in regular conversation, methinks.) A+ and glitter cakes for you.
LOL, Unicorn!! :D Glitter cakes for you, too!
Oh, kill me now! Fran’s?
I think to redeem themselves, YJ staffers should send you an additional box of caramels! ; )
@unicorn Key lime, eh? Nope. White chocolate is unacceptable. I’ll give you the perfect sweet/tart balance. But no white chocolate in this house.
@Inky I’m all about insolence. So it’s a bird of a feather kind of deal. Ditto my use of “puerile” and “supercilious.”
@Stephane jonboy. Fleur de sel. Molasses ginger. Balsamic berry.
what’s rong with white chocolate?
*looks around puzzled*
Poor, sweet Unicorn. Nothing is wrong with it for most people. Mine is not a health objection. I find it an affront to real chocolates. I also find it cloyingly sweet. And kind of creepy. Not sure why.
If it doesn’t give me a migraine, it’s Unicorn Approved!
Point taken, my fragile friend. Point taken.