[Cast of characters: P=Peanut, age 3; M=Me, Mama, age considerably older than 3; S=Spouse. age considerably advanced during the course of this week]
S: Please sit on your knees or bottom
P: [screaming] I get to do whatever I want!
S: Tonight we wash hair, P.
P: After I get out of the bath, I will hit you.
M: Honey, do you need help with the scissors?
P: No. [tries, tries, tries] These won’t work on paper. Now I will just cut you, Mommy.
P: [beating on his friend] We share! Did you hear me? We share!
M: Let’s go, P.
P: If you put on your shoes, I will hit you.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it’s a dang good thing we named him with the following criteria: must work well after ‘Supreme Court Justice’ AND ‘recently indicted.’ Take a guess which one will probably apply.