Newsflash

This just in:

The only food item that’s actually pleasant to puke is chocolate.

Your intrepid author will henceforth eat nothing but. Except that the smell of chocolate nauseates her. Rock, hard place.

This just in:

Hold breath while eating chocolate; get to enjoy it on the way back up.

See what a positive person I’m becoming? I think I’m growing.

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4 thoughts on “Newsflash

  1. I’ve been reading your IJ posts, but this morning I read your other writing here. Along with saying congratulations, I wanted to tell you that I think you’re a great writer, and you brought many smiles quickly to my face.

    • Kitch, I’ll call when the buttercups and daffodils overtake me.
      Fae, you’re hilarious and gross.
      Infinitetasks, that’s the sweetest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Thank you.

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