Thank you, thank you for making fruit that does not need to be peeled or cut. Washed, sure, mostly. Thank you for berries and grapes; they make my life so much easier I might actually cry. (All you chocking-hazard types can just get bent because I’m having a freaking moment here, and I sit with him when he eats, and I haven’t cut grapes since he was a year, and I’m bending over backwards here not letting him cry and respecting him so if I want to endanger his life a little it’s my business since I’m the one whose given up almost everything I know as happy and good in the world to give him things that are happy and good so just back the hell up and choose another blog to safetyvangelize.)
Thank you, Universe, for screwcap wine being okay now instead of all box winey.
Thank you Universe for my son’s perspective. On our hike I saw a deer and three wild turkey (not the former because of the latter, though that might be a good story, too) and he showed me a hawk, about 20 feet across a gorge, in a tree. I see stuff that’s moving and blow past things that are still. He sees everything. I’ve never before seen a hawk sitting still, watching.
Thank you, capitalism, for making pipe cleaners so cheap. Seriously. That’s like an hour of free thinking time while we quietly make fake flowers together for the house’s many vases. (Cat bastards make sure no real plant goes unmolested. For those keeping score, cats are more trouble than a fetus; newborns and infants and toddlers are more trouble than cats. Now cats are back on top, causing way more headaches than a three-year-old, even one without child care or preschool or any time away from me god help me don’t know how to make it through tomorrow or the next day.)
Thank you, Universe, for hummus. I would thank you more for avocado if my kid would eat it, because it’s an even more complete meal than hummus. But, we play the hand we’re dealt, and I appreciate hummus.
Thank you, youtube. Just for being you. Except all the creepy parts. I don’t appreciate having to prescreen searches to make sure some Plushy doesn’t pop up when I search for aardwark vids. But, still.
Thank you, England, for losing. We totally dig our fireworks. And the kazoo parade at the Russian River. I’m a total Yankee Doodle Dandy, macaroni and all. Seriously, how would we make it from Memorial Day to Labor Day without an excuse for outdoor cooking and excessive desserts? Thanks, British Empire. Most of the other colonies got totally scrod, but we did okay.
And thank you, Spouse, for the help yesterday. Your willingness to move the dust mop AND the whole pile of dirt about four feet out of the way when shrieks from our child interrupted my progress really helped. I was able to pick up my mopping again the next day, almost as if nothing had happened. You’re a peach.
And thank you Universe, for continuing to throw a freaking bone to the family you keep tossing about like a plaything. Thank goodness the illnesses (times thrity-two, by now, I think) and the car accident and the spitballs of bullshit you keep hurling at them just miss. There, CB. I’m grateful for you.
Great post! It’s great to remember everything we’re thankful for in the middle of this dodgeball game called life. Hey, ever tried mixing avocado and yogurt? My boys won’t try it, but it’s suppose to be tasty to little guys. And could you explain this pipecleaner flower thing? Because I’m curious.
Hummus is, indeed, a gift. And screwtop wine.
Gorgeous writing, here.
This is so lush…great prose. Love it. And nice to hear a thankful list. I’ll have to try that sometime instead of a rant list. It’s got to be better for the soul…
Yeah, well, ladies, as you know I don’t usually go the positive route. But I was stressing over dinner and so freaking grateful for grapes I couldn’t even stand it. The fact that evolution gave me an easy snack is BRILLIANT. And I am willing to shout my gratitude from the highest poison-oak-free mountain. ‘Cuz I’m really pleased by those, too.
You really are a fantastic writer.
And honestly, nothing is better than soft pita and some good hummus. (Potato chips and Heluvagood dip also make a tasty meal. I think I’m craving salt.)