Peanut: [handing over toothbrush] Mommy turn.
Mommy: [taking toothbrush] Okay. Open, please.
Peanut: [snatching brush back] Mommy don’t want it.
Mommy: [puzzled] Okay. I don’t want to?
Peanut: [yelling and shoving the toothbrush back into mommy’s hand] Peanut say DO it, Mommy DO IT!
I swear we’ve never said anything that sounds anything like that. But if I knew he was going to use that line, I might have tried it a few times. Wouldn’t have worked. But it would have felt good.